Record of the Apocalypse

Prophetic Works Found in Remains of Apocalypse

UKIAH - It seems that out of the past months' catastrophe a light has emerged. In the rubble of a neighborhood, national guard rescue workers found a young woman named Haiku Reivers. Reivers was located beneath a pile of debris from toppled homes and was dehydrated and barely conscious.

It's what Reivers was clinging to, however, that has proved so interesting. She was clutching a digital data device that she refused to let go of, even through her extended hospital stay. After getting back on her feet, Reivers spent all of her time tirelessly typing, according to hospital staff reports.

Reivers has now let us in on what she was typing, which was a manual for the way the world will be run from here on out. When asked what her inspiration was, she replied "Half of it was the words of Havok."

We are not sure what she meant by her confused statement, but we have word that Reivers has moved into the President's bunker and is working one-on-one with Madame President herself to rebuild our great nation.

We will be following this story closely as it develops.

The San Francisco Chronicle

October 29, 2013